Zimbio: Twitter Parody Account 'Emo Kylo Ren' Will Make You Love 'Star Wars' Even More

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Twitter Parody Account 'Emo Kylo Ren' Will Make You Love 'Star Wars' Even More Dec 30th 2015, 04:29 Vanity Fair As the villain of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Kylo Ren (Adam Driver) is blatantly touchy and tempestuous. One minute he's suffering from his crippling bouts of rage, and in the next moment he is descending into a pit of melancholy. It's clear that he isn't the evil mastermind that his grandfather — fallen Sith Lord Darth Vader — once was, yet Kylo Ren always wears his emotionally troubled heart on his sleeve. Washington Post reporter and comedy writer Alexandra Petri took advantage of Kylo Ren's moodiness and created the hilarious Twitter parody account “Emo Kylo Ren.” Check out some of the best tweets below. Like most emo hotties, Kylo Ren is really into Chuck Palahniuk. chuck palahniuk just gets it — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015 He's a total music snob. you can't truly appreciate the imperial march until you hear it on vinyl — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015 And he's got mommy issues. mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now also we are out of conditioner — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015 He thinks Han Solo has questionable taste in fashion. This coming from a guy who wears a creepy mask? Hard pass. my dad owns too many vests — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015 But he's totally cool with his deceased, villainous grandfather. *calligraphies DARTH VADER on the cover of all his notebooks in black magic marker* — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015 i miss darth vader every day but i've never even met him — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015 Darth Vader had no father I envy him — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015 He's always fighting with his frenemy, General Hux. dear diary the substitute math teacher kept calling me "rilo kiley" it was upsetting hux says he is an untermensch I guess we are talking — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015 dear diary hux brought the forbidden cups to our party and now i'm not speaking to him he knew where the line was pic.twitter.com/qSFbVmCLaZ — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015 Sometimes he hits below the belt. Oh, yeah. Kylo Ren totally went there. they make fun of me but kylo ren is a way realer name than biggs darklighter, the actual name of a man who my grandpa killed in a battle — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015 there is no way that han shot first han is a coward — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015 Obviously, he's into Hot Topic. @hottopic i will replace the display case i damaged with my lightsaber please allow me back in the store — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015 i get all my winter clothes at Hoth Topic — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015 But most importantly: He knows how to make an exit. *force-slams his bedroom door* — Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015

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